“I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.” – Kent Brockman, The Simpsons
Inside this issue…
My favorite new AI hack (immediately below 👇)
”Black Friday” Special
Get Your Sh!t Together December
The Naughty List
December’s 3-Day Challenge
2026 Planning Workshop
No one loves chores.
Personally? I despise doing dishes and folding clothes.
Thankfully, dishwashers exist. But as for folding laundry?
Still waiting on my AI-powered folding robot to be released.
In the meantime, I stumbled on a surprisingly effective workaround — and yep, it involves AI. Specifically: a chat with my digital co-pilot (you know them as ChatGPT, I call mine “Chatty”).
Let me set the scene:
I had four laundry baskets full of clean clothes sitting at the foot of my bed. (Yes, four. Yes, still containing swimsuits and beach towels even though it’s already 30º in November.)
If you live alone, you know how easy it is to let some things slide. No one’s judging your unfolded hoodie pile except your dog. (Cassius, you’re perfect. This isn’t about you.) Also, society hasn’t exactly evolved to accommodate a one-person household… but I digress.
This morning though? Something shifted.
The sun was streaming in through my loft-height windows. My 1st cup of coffee coursing through my veins… I turned on my Able Heart playlist (one of my favorite bumpin’ artists at the moment), faced the laundry baskets and started having a hands-free voice conversation with my best-robot-friend, Chatty.
I didn’t have anything specific to talk about. I just started thinking out loud — musing, reflecting, asking questions.
No business goal. No productivity checklist.
Just letting my thoughts spill out… and somehow, while I talked, I folded an entire basket. Zero death. Weird. 😉
We kept the conversation going, and suddenly another basket was empty and a lovely organized pile of folded T-shirts, tank tops, yoga pants and shorts lay to my left. A conversation unfolding in sync with my laundry folding.
Eventually, I asked Chatty a deeper question:
“Based on everything I’ve shared with you… how would you tell my story?”
And somewhere between that response and the final pair of socks, all four baskets were empty.
Here’s the thing, dear reader:
This might not sound like a business strategy — but it kinda is.
Because now I’m not walking past that laundry mountain every day, feeling low-key defeated. And that frees up actual mental energy to show up more fully for my work, my people, my life.
This is what I mean when I talk about using using science + soul + systems to Live a Sparked Life™.
Not just in your business, but in your whole self.
So tell me:
Would you ever try chatting with AI to help you get through those supposedly “easy” tasks that never seem to get done? Have you already?
Let me know in the comments. Or better yet — open up a fresh chat, fold that pile, and come tell me how it goes.
💜🤖,
Christine
P.S. If you’re into using tech, mindset shifts, and a little magic to make business (and life) feel lighter — that’s exactly what we do inside GrowthSquad. It’s my mini-mentorship and community designed to help you close high-value clients and grow a business that actually fits your life. Come join us in our next monthly challenge (more on that below)
“Get Your Sh!t Together December” starts NOW!
If you’re anything like the founders I coach, you’re staring at your business like:
“Why is everything taking so damn long?”
Welcome to Black Friday at Sprk’d… where we stop pretending and start fixing.
Today I’m dropping a wildly unfiltered offer to help you walk into December like the CEO you actually are…
Zero-Chill Marketing Audit
For founders who can’t decide whether they want tough love or a spiritual awakening — so you get both!
What it is:
A no-BS, deep-dive audit where I crawl through your online presence like a raccoon with WiFi…
Your website.
Your socials.
Your funnel.
Your offers.
Your vibe.
Nothing is safe.
How it works:
You send me links to the platforms you want reviewed (don’t worry, I’ve seen worse so link it all).
I go through everything like it’s my job… because it is.
You receive a laser-focused video walkthrough of your marketing and online presence where I show you — screen by screen — what’s helping you sell, what’s confusing your audience, and what’s quietly kneecapping your results.
You also get a simple action plan you can implement within a week.
Oh, and you get the kind of clarity that feels like therapy but without the childhood questions.
And yes — you do not need to give me backend access to anything for this version.
Who it’s for:
Growth Getters who secretly want someone to finally say the quiet part out loud.
My promise:
You’ll get more clarity, more confidence, and content that no longer screams “I wrote this while spiraling.”
And… December inside GrowthSquad is is pure “enough is enough” energy
Because on Monday, we kick off:
🎄 Get Your Sh*t Together December
You’re getting:
✨ The Naughty List:
A spicy self-audit to call out the habits, patterns, and “I’ll do it laters” holding your business hostage.
🔥 Fuck Your Feelings (3-Day Challenge):
We’re taking action in spite of fear, doubt, overthinking, and “I’m not in the mood.”
Small wins. Big momentum. (prefect for the neuro-spicy among us — oh hi! It me!)
📅 The 2026 Planning Workshop (paid members only):
A high-impact planning session to actually map out your year — revenue, offers, monthly priorities, and CEO moves that align with the life you want.
If you want December to be the month you finally stop spinning…
GrowthSquad is where you need to be.
TL;DR?
If you want clarity → get the Zero-Chill Audit.
If you want momentum → get in GrowthSquad.
If you want a wildly better 2026 → do both!
See you inside,
Christine ⚡️
